Horn Broken, Watch For Finger!

Awesome. I had forgotten about this thread, thanks, Weapon!
I had a black t-shirt that reads in orange letters:
This is my Halloween Costume.
If you don't like it, f*** you.
And on the back:
F*** Halloween!
I won $200 for Stupidest Costume in a contest at a Holiday Inn one year. :D Then some Australian bought it right off me at a Sheraton for $200. Score!
Yes, I used to party at hotels. Was the thing to do a million years ago.