Buffalo Bad Asses

Eviscerator wrote:Can you carry around a second battery when you ride it to DUI school?

There are actually four batteries in it, and they are bulky and heavy. Even if I could find somewhere to carry them, it would be too much weight on the bike. I'm already pushing it max weight wise.

Eviscerator wrote:Can you carry around a second battery when you ride it to DUI school?

For some reason, that made me think of leaving something behind at the destination, like the LEM on the moon.

OhMyHead wrote:There are actually four batteries in it, and they are bulky and heavy

I dont know why but the industry of batteries sucks

We can put 9 volts on this:.....but for 3 more volts they put it in this :



They just could allowed you to put 6 of 9 volts insted of 4 of 12 volts

Bunch of doublecrossers

May I request 7 of 9 volts?




Noticed something else today. When buzzing past a roadside speed indicator truck, I was maxed out at 17 mph. I guess 20mph is for non-fat asses.

Mabe you need down hill tail wind to hit 20 go to like harbor freight or northern tool and get one of those photocell rechargers for when your parked

I once read an article about the batteries NASA puts on the space probes they launch. Apparently the battery companies would go out of business if those batteries ever went commercial.

I see a photocell charger being ripped off the second I turned my back on it.

And god forBID the battery companies go out of business. Five bucks for 4 double-A's?? Pffffft.

I took a few minutes to finally design a license plate for Phil's rear end. I figure this smooches an appropriate amount of ass as well as conveys my true feelings about it all, with just a smidge of humor.

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OhMyHead wrote: I figure this smooches an appropriate amount of ass as well as conveys my true feelings about it all, with just a smidge of humor.

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Nice one , i like your smidge of humor,you should put a sticker not far saying ''how's my driving'' with a phone number

can add a "dont do like me" before the don't drink and drive

How about "Drink and Drive and you'll be riding this. Trust me."

OhMyHead wrote:Even if I could find somewhere to carry them, it would be too much weight on the bike. I'm already pushing it max weight wise.

You should try filling the tires with an inert gas.. like helium....

And if it doesnt work, what the hell, you can inhale the helium and be the life of the party....

I assume you ARE driving it to parties.....

How ironic would that be.....

Nope, no parties. That's a probation violation and I am just too pretty for jail!

OhMyHead wrote:Nope, no parties. That's a probation violation and I am just too pretty for jail!