My new camp mouse...

Post by **GunClap** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:36 pm

As some of you might have seen in my game-play recently, I have had problems with my old black dell mouse turning itself off for no apparent reason from time to time. I tried to find a cable break in it but couldn't.

So I called a friend for help. I said to him "I need an optical mouse with a mouse wheel that scrolls and clicks." I wish I'd been more specific and I was comforted when he said "Do you want a PS/2 or USB? I think I only have a USB one." of course I replied "That's fine mate. That'll do, I'm just dropping in skill 'cause mine is <insert negative word here>".

A short while later, he runs up to my house, drops the bag with it in and says "I've got to go mate, I got people waiting." Fair enough, see you later and all that... Then I open the bag...

Somehow I feel emasculated... But I just wanted you to know, when I kill you, I kill you with my camp mouse shining all the way.

Oh, and as an added touch of "Oh that's so cute...", the mouse wheel glows pink...

Post by **Sissyboy** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:03 pm

lol

Now that's a friend!

And the mouse..... oh so pretty!

Post by **KrispyKritter** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:35 pm

Is that a Rhinestone Cowboy mouse?

Post by **Zeus** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:44 pm

Think it would look better spinning with a light shining on it.

Post by **Caroline20** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:03 pm

o no, disco Mouse. Is Elvis still alive?

Post by **septime** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:37 pm

Wow a customized mouse.

Tell us how it goes.

Post by **GunClap** » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:10 pm

It goes like evil torment.
It's so small you get hand cramp from clutching it tightly all the time, the mouse wheel and the movement is more sensitive than my missus with PMS and it feels like you're holding a diseased genetically modified turtle. It's got great grip though.

Post by **madmaz** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:54 am

GunClap wrote:mouse wheel and the movement is more sensitive than my missus with PMS

With a mouse like that she may question who is the Missus.

dickcheneyhunting · Post by **dickcheneyhunting** » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:09 pm

GunClap wrote:and it feels like you're holding a diseased genetically modified turtle. It's got great grip though.

Wow sounds like someone needs to take their pet to the vet.

AcidStorm · Post by **AcidStorm** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:05 pm

Yeh that mouse came free with the Bee gees box set..

+ Chen will there be a return of the turtle on BBA/ET soon -
or is the mating season proving too much for turtle to handle?

dickcheneyhunting · Post by **dickcheneyhunting** » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:47 pm

lol yeah I wanted to move my et game from vista 64 bit to Linux 64 bit, but I am having some issues with PB. And I have a l4d addiction. BRAINS!

Anyways nice mouse GunClap.

Post by **GunClap** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:18 am

As some of you may have noticed in my play recently, I'm really getting a hang of the mouse! It's surprisingly smooth and sensitive but also light enough to whack round the desk like a light sabre, but it's so damned small, it gives me cramp. It's about as long as my middle finger, meaning I've got to clasp it like a fumbling teen at second base, working out the grip for boobies ;/

Post by **dax** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:20 pm

Kinda reminds me of one of those "monkey gloves" with the rubberized grip!.....

<Micheal Jackson would be envious>

Dax