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Zoo

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:18 pm
by GrUnt
Went to the zoo the other day and in petting area a monkey kept coming up and grabbing my nuts. Pushed it away but then it came back mad and really latched on, i was like wtf monkey so i ended up trying to kick it in the nuts back. :shrug:

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:56 pm
by madmaz
right Grunty you enjoyed every minute of it! :eek: :lmao:

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:14 pm
by aristoman
!ban all pets

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:10 pm
by Jopper
madmaz wrote:right Grunty you enjoyed every minute of it! :eek: :lmao:
So you are thinking that this animal attacking this mans private area is for you amusement? maybe not so much fun if they hit u in yours?? :mad:

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:00 pm
by madmaz
Could be fun who knows...but back to topic!

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:03 pm
by Jopper
madmaz wrote:Could be fun!
You are sicko who wants make some sort of animal love to monkeys? Or maybe just have monkeys jiggle your junk? :yernuts: :stupid:

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:13 pm
by GrUnt
Maybe it was because I ate bananas for breakfast and was farting?

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:11 pm
by GrUnt
Anyone know if monkeys like to dance?

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:26 pm
by GrUnt
NO they definitely dont. Little fucker went right for my nuts again.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:02 am
by madmaz
Did you rub bananas on your nuts?

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 11:00 pm
by Jopper
madmaz wrote:Did you rub bananas on your nuts?
You are maybe wanting to do that for him? :butthead: :box:

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm
by GrUnt
And were back at the zoo today, with young one wanting to visit petting section again. Travel in trying to lay low so this ball buster monkey doesnt spot me, well I was wrong, this time its completely out of control and

Image

with the cocksucker demanding my wallet and wedding ring. :mad:

No Maz your not rubbing anything on me or my nuts.

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:08 am
by Digger
:lmao: :duh: :eek: :lmao: