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Post by GrUnt » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:18 pm

Went to the zoo the other day and in petting area a monkey kept coming up and grabbing my nuts. Pushed it away but then it came back mad and really latched on, i was like wtf monkey so i ended up trying to kick it in the nuts back. :shrug:
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Post by madmaz » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:56 pm

right Grunty you enjoyed every minute of it! :eek: :lmao:
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Post by aristoman » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:14 pm

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Post by Jopper » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:10 pm

madmaz wrote:right Grunty you enjoyed every minute of it! :eek: :lmao:
So you are thinking that this animal attacking this mans private area is for you amusement? maybe not so much fun if they hit u in yours?? :mad:

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Post by madmaz » Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:00 pm

Could be fun who knows...but back to topic!
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Post by Jopper » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:03 pm

madmaz wrote:Could be fun!
You are sicko who wants make some sort of animal love to monkeys? Or maybe just have monkeys jiggle your junk? :yernuts: :stupid:

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Post by GrUnt » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:13 pm

Maybe it was because I ate bananas for breakfast and was farting?
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Post by GrUnt » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:11 pm

Anyone know if monkeys like to dance?
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Post by GrUnt » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:26 pm

NO they definitely dont. Little fucker went right for my nuts again.
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Post by madmaz » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:02 am

Did you rub bananas on your nuts?
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Post by Jopper » Mon May 06, 2013 11:00 pm

madmaz wrote:Did you rub bananas on your nuts?
You are maybe wanting to do that for him? :butthead: :box:

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Post by GrUnt » Tue May 21, 2013 5:41 pm

And were back at the zoo today, with young one wanting to visit petting section again. Travel in trying to lay low so this ball buster monkey doesnt spot me, well I was wrong, this time its completely out of control and

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with the cocksucker demanding my wallet and wedding ring. :mad:

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Post by Digger » Mon May 27, 2013 1:08 am

:lmao: :duh: :eek: :lmao:

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