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dickcheneyhunting · Post by **dickcheneyhunting** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:45 pm

SierraMist wrote:total nerds here lol

Yet we can't survive without them.

...Mao, how do you get the flamer to throw flames?

ChairmanMao · Post by **ChairmanMao** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:03 am

Ahh, DCH, I am unsure, I can only get it to push flames, not throw em :(

SierraMist · Post by **SierraMist** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:51 am

lmao

Post by **HughJorgan** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:55 pm

ChairmanMao wrote:I was wondering why I wasn't getting any email updates to BBA on my computer. It was then that I realised I had accidently confused my computer with a toaster. That explains why logging in was so painfull. Still, 5 1/4 discs make great toast.

I had the same situation with my microwave. The bad thing is, not only would it not boot but I got cancer!

Post by **HughJorgan** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:59 pm

KrispyKritter wrote:
ChairmanMao wrote:... here in the UK, I can only get 10 byte disks, it makes writing my next opus rather challenging, in fact, I'll let you have a sneak preview.

Bang. Dead

What do you think?
You can reclaim 10% of your storage if you remove the period or the space-byte between period and D. If you take them both out, you could use BangDead as your filename (and as ur opus).

If I were your editor, I think I would edit your opus to read "Bang!Dead!". That would make selling the movie rights much easier in Hollywood. On the other hand, I believe that British filmmakers would take offense as such liberties with the Mother Tongue.

Actually, if you use the !, you don't even need the word Bang, just !Dead!

...throwing a bone out to you *nix peeps out there...

Post by **HughJorgan** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:01 pm

dickcheneyhunting wrote:
SierraMist wrote:total nerds here lol
Yet we can't survive without them. ...Mao, how do you get the flamer to throw flames?

That's easy! All you need is a bowl of chili, a couple hours to digest, and a lighter!

Post by **madmaz** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:49 pm

HughJorgan wrote: I had the same situation with my microwave. The bad thing is, not only would it not boot but I got cancer!

Hugh I got mine to work, all you need to do is......reverse the polarity of the compositor, add a laser from a 2X CD Rom and 486 chip with a set of rabbit ear with aluminum foil rapped around them. A hardhat, full face shield and a lead lined apron. Oh and a Rabbi standing by.

SierraMist · Post by **SierraMist** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:21 pm

ChairmanMao · Post by **ChairmanMao** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:16 pm

HughJorgan wrote:
ChairmanMao wrote:I was wondering why I wasn't getting any email updates to BBA on my computer. It was then that I realised I had accidently confused my computer with a toaster. That explains why logging in was so painfull. Still, 5 1/4 discs make great toast.

I had the same situation with my microwave. The bad thing is, not only would it not boot but I got cancer!

I laughed so hard at this I almost shook my laptop off the sofa!